HAMSTER WHEEL
OPERATIONS
About the Operation
We're not just a band—we're a comprehensive workplace dysfunction experience set to heavy music.
Hamster Wheel Operations translates the frustrations of modern work culture into aggressive soundscapes. Every riff represents a meaningless meeting. Every breakdown mirrors organizational collapse. Every solo is someone trying to innovate while everyone else is just trying to survive.
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Corporate Strategy
Our comprehensive framework for navigating the endless cycle of workplace dysfunction.
Read More →The Team
Meet the individuals powering our perpetual motion machine. Complete with corporate titles.
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The guiding principles we pretend to uphold while running in circles.
Learn More →Latest Incident Reports
Real-time updates from the frontlines of corporate dysfunction.
Incident Report #004: Sustainable Urgency EP - A Complete System Failure
A catastrophic organizational incident spanning five distinct workplace failure modes has resulted in our debut EP. Five songs. Five systemic crises. Zero solutions. Maximum urgency sustained indefinitely.
Jan 26, 2026
Incident Report #003: Burnout Chart Release Event
A critical incident involving the systematic normalization of human exhaustion through metrics, dashboards, and corporate wellness theater has resulted in our latest single.
Jan 14, 2026
Incident Report #002: Quarter Gods Release Event
A critical incident involving ritualistic metric worship and the emergence of divine KPIs has resulted in our first single.
Jan 02, 2026
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